biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

starscreaming666:

Tale as old as time

Memes as old as vine

beauty and the  

YEET 

i’m going to delete your blog and then you

renissance:

renissance:

i found this site that sells handcrafted marble rings with greek mythological figure heads motives and i know that i’ll get my paycheck on monday and my self control is slipping someone stop me 

here’s the link, don’t send hate when y’all spend all your $$$

zagreus:

doctress:

zagreus:

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

fahiries:

lordxpvpi:

fahiries:

I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me

You’re not here to entertain anybody

wow you’re right

fugghut:

ayeforscotland:

Absolute state of the British media. Their sheer arrogance is an embarrassment.

midcenturymodern:

articles and essays I keep coming back to:

• “joy” by zadie smith (about, well, joy)
  
• “roaming the greenwood” by colm tóibín (ostensibly a book review of the history of gay literature but actually just very incisive thoughts on…the history of gay literature)
  
• “the murder of leo tolstoy” by elif batuman (about exactly what it says in the title)
• “the love that dare not squeak its name” by david rakoff (about, i swear to god, stuart little)
  
• “a room of one’s own” by virginia woolf (I mean, you know)
• the entire lingua franca archive but in particular “bio hazard” by fred kaplan (about writing a biography of gore vidal) and “the stand” by daniel mendelsohn (about the role of a philosopher (martha nussbaum love of my life) in a colorado gay rights case in the 90s)
• “the professor of parody” by martha nussbaum (about judith butler)

ipoetried:

listen to yourself and watch your language.
instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”.
instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”.
instead of saying “sorry if i am a burden”, say “thank you for the time and energy you invest in our friendship”.
good things will come when you realize you are not an apology.

soulsorting:

I’m so unapologetic about my love for love. Why should I dim my intensity? Why should I restrict my heart when it lives within everything?

kushandwizdom:

“Replace the thoughts of ‘why is this happening to me’ with ‘what is this trying to show me’.”

— Audrey Kitching